The Crux Of Toast by Arthur Asa Berger The existence of the toaster implies the existence of sliced bread. For that is what one uses in a toaster. And sliced bread itself implies a certain kind of bread: bread that has a particular form or shape most practical for slicing. The toaster is part of a system and only has significance relative to the wrapped, pan-made, thin-crusted bread that can be used in it. One problem with this bread is that it is very soft and spongy. Siegfried Giedion, in Mechanization Takes Command, has described this bread as neither bread nor cake but something halfway between the two. This does not mean that we do not have other kinds of bread. We do, but generally they cost more than the standard loaf of white or whole-grain bread. These "touched by human hands" breads tend to be ethnic – French, Italian, Jewish, Russian – and are generally slightly irregular in shape, often having a crust. Mechanized and standardized bread is no longer a product with an irregular shape; it is a highly rationalized product designed to maximize profit for the baker. Consumers had to be "taught" to like this kind of bread, and it was, no doubt, part of the process of "Americanization" that many ethnic groups underwent, a way to repudiate one’s ethnic identity and non-Americanness. This kind of white bread may be the perfect product for the middle classes, standing midway, as they do, between the upper classes and the working classes. Their bread, if Giedion is right, is midway between traditional bread and cake (neither one nor the other). Toast may suggest, unconsciously, a transformation to a higher status. The working classes eat their crusts of bread; the elites "take toast and tea." But what is toast – the product of a process or the process itself? That is, does bread become toast (and change its identity somehow) or do we toast bread and thereby only modify its character slightly? Is toast bread that has been processed (toasted) or fundamentally changed (made into toast)? Obviously, we start off with a piece of bread – and for our purposes, let us assume that we have the standard load of sliced pan bread with its thin crust. The question is whether we end up with a variation of the piece of sliced bread or with something that is wholly different. In terms of the dynamics of American culture, I would suggest that we would like to think that toast is something different from bread per se. We believe in the power of change and in our ability to change our circumstance and status. Ultimately, the toaster is an apology for the quality of our bread. It attempts, heroically, to transform the semisweet, characterless, "plastic" packaged bread that we have learned to love into something more palatable and more manageable. Perhaps our handling this bread and warming it up gives us a sense that the bread now has a human touch to it, is not an abstract, almost unreal product. The toaster represents a herioc attempt to redeem the unredeemable. But the toaster is doomed to the continual repetition of Adam and Eve’s Fall, for an unregenerate bread cannot be saved. Every piece of toast is a tragedy.